Glory, hallelujah,
the day has finally arrived.
After eight long years, we's finally
gonna git rid of that foreign-born Muslim nigra-feller that's been livin' in
OUR White House. Now we can finally git our guns back. (He did take 'em away,
right, like ever'body said he would?) And we can go back to being kind and
lovin' Christians like we used to be before that Obama guy started makin' us
all wear those damn overgrown doo-rags and bowin' to whatever direction 10
times a day like he made us do. (He did make us do all that like ever'body on
Fox News said he would, right?)
And now we can get that daggum stock
market back up to eight or nine thousand where it belongs. (I ain't sure how
all that works, but Mama says we can't retire early with the Dow Jones sittin'
in the sixes like it was in 08 – whatever that means. 'Course now she tell me
it's closin' in on 20,000 – been up high for a long time now! Ha! Who knew?)
At least I'm ready for them new
Republicans to make that Affordable Care Act even better, like they said they
would. Man, that thing sure saved Mama's ass! And while they're at it, now they
can finally get rid of that Obamacare stuff, like they said they would.
Best of all, we can get more jobs in
this country like Mr. Trump is talking about. Maybe even more than the 11
million that black guy added.
Oh, yeah … now we can start sending
them illegals back to where's they belong and build that wall to keep 'em out! 'Course,
Mama says that Obama deported more illegals than all the other presidents before
him combined, but what does she know … she don't even LIKE Trump! Ha! What is
there not to like?
Here's a guy with the smarts to know
that Obama was a foreigner from day one – right?
Here's a guy who believes in war
crimes. Hey, who doesn't?
He's judges women the way they oughtta
be judged – for their looks! Don't you? And he's not afraid to take a situation
like a hot babe into his own hands, if you know what I mean! Don't ya love it?
He knows that all them brown people
from the Middle East and from Mexico are bad – hell, we can all agree on that,
right?
So the sooner we git him in there
and send 'ole Obama back to Kenya or Hawaii or Chicago or whichever one of them
foreign places he's from, the better!
I'm with Trump on all of this stuff
– and I guess if you voted for him, you are, too!
Right?
