There's
been a lot of talk about how there's never been a presidential campaign like
this one because there have never been candidates like Donald Trump or Bernie
Sanders. Each has grabbed a segment of the public by its respective collective
lapels and, in his own way, given 'em quite a shake. And damn if they didn't like
it! However, the truth is that there have been a lot of wacky candidates - and,
therefore, a lot of wacky campaigns. But perhaps no candidate has been as wacky as William
Jennings Bryan. Bryan ran on the Democratic ticket in 1896, 1900 and 1908. He
possessed Trump's ability for endless blabbing, Cruz ability – even
determination – to say anything to alienate himself within his own party, and
Rubio's constant call for a reform movement that was – and is – unknown even to
the candidate himself. Maybe best of all, he was the precursor to Bernie
Sanders as a true man of the people – "the great commoner," as Bryan
was known in his day.
But
it is mostly Trump who seems to be a reincarnation of Bryan who, in truth, was
a reincarnation of P. T. Barnum – the circus man who believed that a sucker is
born every minute. Like Bryan, Trump has a way of reaching the ignorant masses
in a way that is seemingly unrivaled – a la another great character from
history (albeit literary history), Elmer Gantry, the charlatan minister of the
1900s who, indeed, got the joke. Trump gets it, too. Don't let him – Trump –
fool you into thinking he is a hard-core, rigid, tough-guy bastard who is set
in his oh-so-righteous ways. In truth, he's one of the most malleable
politicians in recent memory, and will say anything to get people on his side.
And has.
Like
William J. Bryan, Donald J. Trump is a man of no ethics, no principles and
certainly no worries about possessing neither.
November 7, 2015
The Ghost of William Jennings Bryan - Trumped!
October 2, 2015
Shooting de Jour
Another
day, another mass shooting in the United States – an act that has seemed to
become the new American way.
When
is it going to be enough? What is it going to take for the gun crowd to think
there's something wrong here? When are the gun-friendly "I'll do anything
for cash" members of Congress going to stop standing up for the NRA and
start standing up for the millions of innocent people in this country who deserve to
live life without the fear of being randomly shot any day of the week by yet
another screwball who had easy access to a gun?
One
of the first to open his trap was that idiot Mike Huckabee who accused
Obama of "politicizing" the issue with his speech the evening of the
shooting. This from the guy who was shoulder to shoulder with Kim
Davis as she left jail for violating the Constitution. And THIS wasn't
politicizing an issue?
And
speaking of Kim Davis … at least half of congress is too damn worried over her
phony "rights" issue – the right to opt NOT to do her job for
religious reasons IN A NATION THAT WAS FOUNDED ON THE PREMISE OF SEPARATION OF
CHURCH AND STATE – to worry about mass shootings. Right. Just forget the rights
of those couples of all types who have a right, as granted by the Supreme Court
of the United States – and thereby, the U.S. Constitution – to be legally
married.
But back to our regularly scheduled shooting … someday, somebody in Congress is
going to realize that mental illness can't be cured; it can only be confined.
But access to guns by the mentally ill can eventually be stopped.
September 17, 2015
The Kids Are Alright - For Now
Oh,
what a terrific debate last night – a focus on things that actually matter –
like the economy and what the hell to do about ISIS. And while I seldom agree
with the four gents who tossed around ideas in Preliminary Republican Debate
#2, it was nice to hear from folks who at least sounded somewhat informed. As
opposed, say, to some of those idiots in the main event who seemed consumed
with how rich they are, how great they are or how pesky to the others on the
dais they are.
You
have Donald Trump who continues to speak in platitudes that only the dumb (that
would be 99% of the nation) are willing to try and pretend to understand.
You
have Carly Fiorina who keeps saying that Hillary Clinton lies, lies, lies as
she – Fiorina – lies, lies, lies.
You
have Ben Carson who is basically a scientist who doesn't believe in science,
and continues to speak as though our nation was founded on the principle of a
faith-based government.
And
you have the rest of the bunch that appear to be so jealous of the time the
first three are getting that they act like children tugging at mama's skirt
just to get a word in.
Yeah,
it took those at the kids' table – George Pataki, Rick Santorum, Piyush "Bobby" Jindal and Lindsey Graham – to make those who followed sound
like a bunch of children.
That
said, there may be hope yet for those at the kids' table as today's numbers
show that interest in Trump is dropping, as he slowly reveals that he doesn’t
really know anything about the economy at all. (Does he really think his trade
policy of raising tariffs would HELP farmers who depend on agriculture
exports?)
As
The Donald fades away, all we can hope for is that the rest of the Tier 1
elephants learned a little bit about adult behavior from their cohorts at the
kids' table.
September 9, 2015
Kim Davis - Free at Last!
It's
been quite a few days in Morehead, Kentucky, replete with the kind of publicity
that I'd guess 99% of its residents wouldn't wish upon their worst enemies
(even pro-choice folks) with a gun to their collective heads. And I bet there
are plenty of guns in and around Morehead. This is truly His country where the
locals love God and Guns, and hate Gays.
And
nobody hates 'em more than Kim Davis, the county clerk who went to jail on
September 3rd rather than obey the law by issuing marriage licenses
to same sex couples. Bad as that alone is, it's really a riot when you consider
that Davis thinks it's okay for her to pass judgment by taking the law into
her own hands after three divorces!
If
Kim Davis is the latest face of resistance to gay marriage, she is also the
newest face (of many) of intolerance, defiance and ignorance of the
Constitution of the United States of America. As always with this bunch, while
the stance is nauseating enough, it's the hypocrisy that accompanies it that is
so utterly astounding. But that was seemingly lost on the faithful who gathered
today to witness with great acclaim Kim Davis' coming out party, flanked by
none other but one of the biggest fools around, Mike Huckabee – always
anxious to milk any kind of publicity he can.
Yes,
Kim Davis is free now. And fret not, friends - the tale of Kim Davis of Kentucky
is going to turn out just fine. She's never going to work again as she becomes
yet another nutball martyr for the far right, reaping fortunes under the table
to endorse who ever needs endorsing at any given the time.
If
the men among the far right contingent had any real guts, these 16th-century
minded Republicans would start applying a little 16th-century discipline
to this upstart hussy. Unfortunately, I imagine that burning at the stake
wouldn't pass legal muster.
Even
in Kentucky.